I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
i just spent an hour trying to convince my blind date that star wars is better than star trek. help me
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
Hey kevin, it's Ashlee. I have been trying to get ahold of you. Your pledge gave me your number. I really wanted to apologize for shitting in your car I'll buy new upholstery or pay to have it shampooed if needed. I'm so embarrassed.
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