didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
Last night I ate the rest of the salsa with my hands. And i DONT have a hangover? Glorious.
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
The best part about drinking boxed wine is you can blow up the bag and use it as a pillow
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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