NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
Tell her you can forgive her unacceptable behavior because her dad and his dog weren't married when they conceived her.
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
You know it's time to cut back when your unemployed drug dealer roommate tells you that you party too hard.
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
I fucked her wearing an American flag. Now here I am, awake, naked, and flag less. How do I report this to the police?
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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