i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
I really need to find a new way to reward you other than head scratches, nutella and blowjobs.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
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