its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
I was sitting behind this girl in class and she logged out of her facebook, hacked into her boyfriends, and then proceeded to check his inbox. This is why I'm single.
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
Got hit on at a funeral service by cougar. I think I just got Reverse Will Ferrell'd.
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
Last time i carry you out of a forest
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
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