a guy named alex was hitting on my friend tonight. he doesnt work on wind turbines tho.
Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
Just found the measuring tape in my bathroom. How drunk could I have possibly been on Saturday?!
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
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