You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
Despite breaking my phone, thumb, and my dignity, last night was pretty good.
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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