you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
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