How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
and then he ordered a "diet and rum" like the most important part of the drink was the diet.
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
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