Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
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