I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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