i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
The only thing i was looking forward to on 4th of july was the google logo and they let me down. That and beer, lots and lots of beer
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
Well, after a pitcher of beer, I set my ex on fire. It was a little fire, he's fine. How's your night?
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
So I just accidentally joined a bar crawl and got a free shotski of Jameson. I love life.
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