we're blogging at a bar
I'd wear matching sweaters with you
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
Today I met the neighbor that shares my bedroom wall. When I pointed out my unit, he said, "Oh, that's you? Oh... that's you." I didn't think much of it until I was in bed tonight and I heard him clear his throat. He's. Heard. Everything.
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
THAT BEAUTIFUL FACE AND HEAVENLY LIGHTING IS NOT HELPING THE NOT DEAD POINT HOW DO I NOT KNOW YOU ARE NOT TEXTING ME FROM THE AFTERLIFE
The after life smells like latex gloves and hand soap
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
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