i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
So instead of getting the if-you-hurt-my-little-girl-youre-dead talk, i got the alcohol-is-our-friend talk, i like her dad already
It's the foolproof way to identify who didn't get laid last night
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
Definitely just put my car on cruise control so I could stick my head out of the sunroof while driving to taco bell.
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
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