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Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
Your shoe was in the washing machine. I have it in my pocket. My phone rang before and I answered your shoe. Meet me at the bar in 10.
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
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