There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
Hey remember that night when you sang Fergie to me? I think that's the exact moment in time when the thought "I could be faithful to this man" came into serious consideration.
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
Woke up to my asscrack filled with melted Reese's Pieces. Halloween parties are so weird here man
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That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
Went to work in the same clothes from last night, completely covered in glitter...I didn't choose the hag life, the hag life chose me
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
You brought string cheese to the strip club
I never truly understood the phrase ball is life until I started having to balance NBA finals and all these men with balls i'd like to handle.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
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