i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
You need to tell him your pregnant or we need to stop playing doubles beer-pong. My liver is begging you.
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
Yeah bunch of crazy shit... Makes you wonder how anyone found someone before tinder
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
I'm not sure. I have to find the Greeks I was with last night and see if they can explain to me why I can't hear out of my right ear and why I look like I got the shit kicked out of me
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