no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
That moment when you see yourself in a security camera feed and realize you forgot a bra. And pants.
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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