I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
If you invite me to a bar tonight my liver will kick you in the testicles
there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
just once i'd like to actually BE there for your crazy drunk stories instead of just getting the play-by-play by people who can't remember half of it
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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