Do vagina's smell?
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
There's a mouse. In the house. By the cans. With some pans. Release the cat. To eat his hat. Sorry about the mess. Of my breakfest.
No but seriously, there's a fucking mouse in the house by the beer cans
I know you think I'm being paranoid, but can you please make sure Danny doesn't rub my wedding invitation on his balls?
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
Randomize
