The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
She wouldn't stop telling me the story of the penis and how she got laid.
I woke up with a crunchy, pink Pepto streak through my hair, no recollection of the last 6 hours of my night and the feeling that all the hotel's staff knew me on a first name basis.
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
I knew it was gonna be weird when she opened the condom with scissors
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
my mouth is as dry as a post-menopausal camel on antidepressant's vagina.
Things I learned last night: 1. Bacardi 151 is a one-way ticket to the toilet, 2. It is possible for a human being to turn into Mount Vesuvius
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
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