It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
"The cab driver felt bad for us so he stopped to buy us chocolates. That counts as a valentine!"
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
I swear to the sweet baby jesus I didn't fill your freezer with salsa and my little pony toys, but I didn't stop them either.
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
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