Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
Swine flu is the new snow day.
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
Theres a picture of you standing next to a John Wayne cardboard cutout that says dont drink and drive. your buddy is shirtless holding a beer and youre holding your keys up with marker on your face.
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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