why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
I looked at him all bewildered and he said, "what? I figured if it was under 30 seconds it'd be free."
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
Houston, we have a blender
So I come home yesterday and my brother is like "watch this" and it turns out he's been retraining my dog to come running when u say "anal"
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
I haven't taken a solid shit in four weeks. Do you know what started four weeks ago? Alcohol and dining hall food. Fucking college.
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
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