and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
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