You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
I don't think brook has ever known best
he shaved USA in his pubs
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
I'm gonna have to get you a special blowjob bib -- like a lobster bib -- but instead of a picture of a little red lobster, it will have a picture of a penis, with 3 big squirts coming out.
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
I wish people could trade lives with me for a day so they could see how much better my life is compared to theirs
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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