Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
I just woke up at my desk with "To Whommmmmmmmm" typed on a letter. I have no memory of waking up, getting dressed or driving in.
Urine might work for jellyfish stings, but we found out it doesn't work well for nose bleeds...
He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
I don't have any swimsuits that don't show off the weird handprint bruises on my hips. Do you have a onepiece I can borrow?
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
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