Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
Your topless pictures make me question reality
Celebrating landing my dream job by watching zombie movies and drinking free booze in the bath. I'm like 90% sure I just won life.
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
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