I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
it's like iHOP with fire
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
This must be what defeat feels like to Tom Brady today. I bet he wishes he could barf up all of his bad decisions from yesterday, too.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
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