between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
Apparently after taking body shots off of a guy i haven't seen since 1st grade, i ate a stick of butter, showed everyone my tampon string, and fell off the boat. my uggs belong to the sea now
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
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