So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
He finally admitted that he was drunk when I asked him how he got the rug burn on his chin and he replied "the worm contest"
Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
Well I just put wine in my tea
Just so you know the unusual amount of skittles on your floor is entirely your own fault. You bought me 20 bags of them while I was high.
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
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