We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
Woke up with my foot jammed into a VCR
there's chocolate cake in my bathtub.. I don't even want to know how the hell chocolate cake wound up in my tub..
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
So, then you thought it was a good idea to dress up like the Hamburglar, buy a bag full of McDonalds hamburgers, go to Burger King and throw them at everyone while screaming "HAMBURGLAR!". At that point there was no stopping you.
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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