ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
Dude, I just scraped frozen vomit from my rooftop
I really wish I could say this is a new low for you
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
In other words, he somehow found his way to my apartment, wasted, and was naked on my new couch. Completely naked. It was too special to pass up.
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
Did you put my shoes in the freezer.
Nope. I did however put them in the kiddie pool you pissed in in the living room before Tyler put them in the freezer. Ass hole.
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