four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
We got to the hotel at 12AM with nothing but a plastic bag of magnum condoms and lube, while wearing glow sticks. The receptionist handed us a bunch of water bottles and said "These are on us.", not even phased by three dudes about to have a threesome. I love this town.
You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
You faceplanted on the railroad tracks and when I tried to tell you to get up, you told me you were "taking a quick breather"
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