We're facebook friends in real life
I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
Thanks for stopping me from doing a one man keg stand by myself clad in only a towel. that probably wouldve ended badly.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
And she was like "I wanted you all for myself, to love you, and treat you like gold."... See this is why I shouldn't fuck Italian chicks...
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
And you were like "stop making pop tarts, lil bowow" as you grabbed the pop tarts from your ex and consumed them. Teach me your ways.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
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