If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
You tried to tell her that the salad was an afrodisiac then proceeded to stroke yourself with the feather duster
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
Hey, if I can't get it and you're still alive, can you get the glass out of my foot? Happy Sunday.
My roommate told me he found me naked in the shower puking and when he asked why I was naked I said "you can't wear clothes in a shower"
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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