I'm curled up in a ball on the floor of my office with the lights off. I hope no one notices. No more open bar. Woof.
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
Why is this not a picture message?
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
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