Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
I am getting my wife a tattoo just above her butthole that says, "For entry just add tequila."
And the best part is I don't remember putting the condom in my pocket! Angels officially exist
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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