I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
The pickup line "You look exactly like my sister" would only work in Arkansas...SCORE!!
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
Being drunk with magicians is fucking mind blowing. This Asian guy just made a platypus appear and disappear. This is not a drill.
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
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