he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
I took multi-tasking to a new level. I just ate a plate of nachos off my lap while driving to the bar. And I barely got any on me.
My roommate just woke up to me masturbating in our room. I figured this would happen eventually.
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
Your Saturday night was spent at the opera, mine was spent exchanging naked pics with a hot middle aged man that is so ripped that he looks like he's photoshopped. This is why we're blood sisters. We balance each other out.
I hate you so hard.
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