theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
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