i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
There is a semi-attractive guy at the door who's looking for you. Says he met you on Chatroulette. Start explaining NOW.
he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
smooth operator
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
I'm bleeding and have questions
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