Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
How was your Memorial Day?
Don't remember... but I do have an American flag painted on my boob signed by a Staff Sargent... Oh God, I hope that's his military rank and not a nick name.
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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