this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
her facebook's as public as her vagina
jungle juice + heels + stairs = broken arm
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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