i think my tv is drunk
it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
my penis says it needs to be in something. my phonebook says its you
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
the pub in dfw airport has a countdown timer to st. pattys day, to the second, i like texas
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
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its like you know when i get waxed
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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