And the best part is that she's coming home to find that I completely shaved her dog.
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
I'm wearing a utility belt filled with alcohol
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
He showed up at my house with roses and a bottle of vodka... to watch a movie. obvi i took the vodka and didn't sleep with him
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
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