Today I realized that I've had whole drunk relationships with people. And sober me has and wants no part in it.
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
The chick who threw the party was all pissed cause she thought I made out with her boyfriend. Admittedly, I did, but she was throwing up and crying at the time so she really can't be that mad.
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
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