That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
Can vaginas get frostbite?
Pro: she asked me to be a bridesmaid. Con: i only have about nine months to get over a phobia of midget strippers.
I sang him a lovely rendition of 'So Long and Thanks For All the Fish", but replaced fish with dick.
Im pretty sure my housekeeper high fived her on the way out this morning
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
is there a way to say "yea i broke my wrist cause i fell down some stairs while tripping my face off on acid" without actually saying it?
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
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