He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
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