On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
Apparently last night I sat at the bar with an upside down sharpie lightning bolt on my forehead, yelling "It's Harry Potter's birthday! Let me be on the qudditch team!" And I kept calling the bartender Dobby. There are videos.
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
Ever got a vibrator stuck in ur hair? Is worse that getting ur hairbrush stuck.
...well that sucks.
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
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